wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

prozd:

jpnvines:

寝坊したとき 大学生vs社会人 #hokuto #fukuoka 〜 ほくぴー

When you oversleep  Uni students vs working adults #hokuto #fukuoka 〜 ほくぴー

Uni students:

Working adults:

I’ll be going off now. 

Japanese vines are like this unexplored vast field of precious gems.

funimationentertainment:

Glee’s attitude towards bisexuality summed up in 60 seconds

here it is in all its glory

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

trappedunderrot:

#RELATIONSHIPGOALS

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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evange1ion:

bromst:

you’ve got some nerv making shitty evangelion jokes

that has got to be the worst joke eva